The Warm Fuzzy Story  by Claude Steiner
                      Once upon a time there lived two very happy people  Jim and Maggie with their two 
                    children called John and Lucy.  To  understand how happy they were you have to  
                   understand how things were in those days. You see,  in those days everyone was 
given, at birth a  soft warm fuzzy-bag.
 
 
 
 
 
                     Anytime a person reached into their bag, they were  able to pull out a warm fuzzy.  
            Warm fuzzies were very much in demand,  because whenever someone was 
                        given a warm fuzzy, they  would feel warm and fuzzy all over. The people who  didn't 
                    get warm fuzzies regularly were  in danger of developing sickness in their  backs 
                which caused them  to shrivel up and die.  In those  days it was very easy to get 
                 warm fuzzies.  Any time somebody felt like it, he might walk up to you and  say 
                "I would like to have a warm fuzzy  from you." You would then dip into your bag 
             and  pull out a fuzzy the size of a little child's hand. As  soon as the fuzzy came 
                  out it would smile and blossom into a large shaggy warm fuzzy. You  would then 
                    lay it on the persons shoulder  or head or lap and it would snuggle and melt right 
                               against their skin and  make them feel good all over.  
             People were always asking each other for warm fuzzies  and since they were 
               always given freely, getting enough of them was never a  problem.There were 
                   always plenty to go around and as a  consequence everyone was happy and felt 
warm  and  fuzzy most of the time.  
               One day a bad witch became angry because everyone  was happy and no-one 
                   was buying her potions or any of her salves. The witch was very  clever and she 
               devised  a very wicked  plan.  One beautiful morning, she crept up to Jim  while 
              Maggie was playing with  their daughter and whispered in his ear,"Look at all  
                   the fuzzies that Maggie is giving to Lucy.  You know, if she keeps it up  eventually 
                  she is going to run  out and there won't be any left for you". Jim was  astonished. 
                       There isn't a warm fuzzy in  our bag every time we reach into it?" and the witch said  
                      "No! Absolutely not and once you  run  out, that is it and you don't have any  more." 
       With this she flew away on her broom laughing and cackling  hysterically.  
                  Jim took this all to heart and began to notice  every time Maggie gave up a warm 
                    fuzzy to anyone else. Eventually,  he got very worried and upset because he  liked 
                 Maggie's warm  fuzzies  very much and did not want to give the up. He certainly 
                did not think it was right for Maggie to be spending all her warm fuzzies on  the 
                  children and on other  people.  He began to complain every time he saw   Maggie 
                     giving  a  warm fuzzy  to somebody else and because Maggie liked him very much  
                       and did not want him to be upset, she  stopped giving warm fuzzies to other  people 
                       and reserved them  for him.
 
                             The children watched what was happening to  Jim and Maggie and soon began to 
                             get the idea that it was wrong  to give up warm fuzzies every time they were  asked 
                             or felt like  it.  They too became careful, they would watch their  parents closely and 
                             whenever they felt that one of their  parents was giving too many fuzzies to  others, 
                             they began to object.   They began to feel worried whenever they gave away too  
                             many warm fuzzies, even though they found a  warm fuzzy every time they reached 
                             into their bag, and began to do  so less and less and became more and more  stingy.  
 
                  Soon people began to  notice the lack of warm fuzzies and they  began  to feel less 
                    and less fuzzy.  They began to shrivel up.   Occasionally people would die from lack 
                       of warm fuzzies. and salves, even  though they didn't work. The situation was getting 
                     very serious indeed. The bad witch, who had been  watching all of this, didn't really 
                    want the people to die, so she devised a new plan.  The witch now gave everyone a 
                    bag which was very similar to  the fuzzy  bag except that it was cold instead of being 
warm like the  fuzzy bag. Inside the witch bag were cold  pricklies. 
   
 
 
 
                    These cold pricklies did not make people feel warm  and fuzzy but made them feel 
                      cold and prickly instead. But  they did prevent peoples backs from shriveling up,  so 
                   from then  on,  every time somebody said "I want a warm fuzzy", people who  were 
                        worried about depleting  their supply said "we can't give you a  warm fuzzy but would 
              you  like a cold prickly?"  Sometimes two  people would walk up to one another 
                       thinking they could get a warm fuzzy, but one  orthe other would change their  minds 
                    and they would end  up giving each other cold pricklies.   What was happening now 
            was,  that while very  few people were actually  dying, a lot of people were still  
                      unhappy and feeling very cold  and  prickly.  
              The situation got very complicated  because since the coming of the witch, there 
                  were less and  less warm fuzzies around, so warm  fuzzies,  which used to be thought 
              of  as free as air now became very valuable. This  caused  people to do all sorts of 
                    things in order to  obtain warm fuzzies. Before the witch  had  appeared people used to 
                    gather in groups of four or  five never caring too much who was giving  warm fuzzies 
                  to whom.  After the coming of the  witch, people began to pair off and to reserve  all 
                   their warm fuzzies for each other  exclusively. If ever one of the two persons   forgot 
                 himself and  gave a warm  fuzzy to someone  else, he would immediately feel  guilty 
            about it because  he  knew that his partner would probably  resent the loss of the 
                warm fuzzy. People who could not find a generous  partner had  to buy their warm 
      fuzzies and  had to work long hours to earn the money. Another thing  which 
            happened was that some  people would take cold pricklies which  were limitless 
          and  freely available and coat them white and fluffy and pass  them  off as warm 
                    fuzzies.These counterfeit warm (really  plastic) fuzzies caused additional  difficulties.  
              For instance a few  people would get together and freely exchange plastic  fuzzies 
             which presumably should make them  feel good but they came away feeling  bad 
             from there.  Since  they  thought they had been exchanging warm fuzzies. People 
                 grew very confused about this,  never realising that their cold prickly feelings were  
            really the result of the fact that they had  been given a lot of plastic fuzzies.  The 
           situation was very, very difficult and it all started because of the coming of  the 
               wicked witch, who made people  believe that someday, when least expected,  they might reach into  their warm fuzzy bag and find no more fuzzies.  
Not long  ago a  young woman with big hips and  who was born under the sign of Aquarius, came to  this unhappy land. She had not heard about the witch and was not worried  about running out of warm fuzzies. She  gave them out freely even when not asked.  They called  her the hip-woman and disapproved of her because she was giving  the children the idea they should not worry  about running out of warm fuzzies. The children liked her very much because they felt good around her and had begun  to give out warm fuzzies whenever they felt like  it.  
              The grown-ups became very concerned and decided to pass a  law to protect the children  from depleting supplies of warm fuzzies.  
The law made it a criminal offence  to give out warm fuzzies in a reckless manner. The  children however,   seemed not to care and in spit of the new law,  they continued to  give each other warm  fuzzies whenever they felt like it and always when asked. Because  there were many, many  children - many more than grown-ups, it began to look as  if maybe they would have their  way. As of now, it is hard to say what will  happen. 
              
Will the grown  up forces  of law and order stop the recklessness of the children? 
             
Are  the grown-ups going to join with the hip-woman  and the children in taking a    chance that there will always be as many warm fuzzies as needed? Will  they remember the days  their  children are trying to bring back when warm  fuzzies were abundant because people  gave them away freely?
 
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 You have the opportunity to choose today 
to select which  bag you would like to carry around with you for the rest  of your life. 
When you decide, then select one of these "feelies"  to live in your bag. 
 They are  magic.